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	<title>Belly Up</title>
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	<description>After Having a Baby, I'm a Real Mother Now</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Belly Up 2.0</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=22</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been blogging less than a month, and already I’m changing pages and jacking stuff up. The new and improved Belly Up can be found at: bellyupblog.wordpress.com. Please use this URL for all future posts. For old news, you can cruise this site.
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		<title>House of Eden?</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=21</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During round two of the House Hunt 2007, I spied something truly horrifying to a chickenshit like myself.
The baby and I met with the real estate agent to view houses 4-6. Four sucked, 5 is a nice alternate, and house 6 scared me. Gave me the palpitations. Caused me to grab the toddling girl and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From the National Organization for Women</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=20</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The US has no guaranteed medical leave for childbirth; we&#8217;re trailing 168 countries in the company of only Lesotho, Liberia, Papua New Guinea and Swaziland.
In 107 countries working women&#8217;s right to breastfeed is protected by law. In the US, no protection.
These two bullet points were included in the NOW e-mail newsletter I received yesterday. Nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From MSN.com</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=19</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Families of GIs killed in Iraq Mourn&#8221;
You don&#8217;t say?
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		<title>Baby Cage Update</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=17</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the amount of time since I posted the baby cage missive, she&#8217;s made another escape attempt. Unfortunately, she&#8217;s suffering in the playpen&#8217;s 29 square foot confines. By suffering, I mean she&#8217;s surrounded by toys and playing contentedly. For now.
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		<title>Throwing Food Is Fun!</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=16</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a bid to frustrate us parents and make us realize who is really running this operation, the baby has started throwing her food on the floor during mealtime. This is no ordinary lack-of-motor-skill display, it&#8217;s a full-on, boundary-pushing battle of wills. On Sunday night, I&#8217;m feeding her dinner, when she looks me in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Baby Cage Integrity Has Been Compromised</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=15</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We don&#8217;t actually keep the baby in a cage, of course. It&#8217;s a joke we make around people who won&#8217;t report us to family services. What she has is a very cool playpen that you can expand by adding additional plastic panels. Before we moved into the rental house, she spent most of her days [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Props for the Hubby</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=14</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning, my husband asked if I&#8217;d written any posts lately. I told him that yes, I&#8217;d written two yesterday. He said, am I in them? I said, well, you&#8217;re mentioned in the house one. He seemed disappointed in this answer, then shrugged it off as though he was joking. Something tells me he wasn&#8217;t, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>House Crush</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=13</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We toured three houses on Saturday, and the first two were eliminated immediately. The third house, well, I can&#8217;t stop thinking about it. It&#8217;s not perfect, but it&#8217;s pretty goddamned close. The exterior and lot are 100% of what we want. The interior is about 60%. It&#8217;s on three levels, which isn&#8217;t nearly as fancy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kneepad Blues</title>
		<link>http://hapshaw.com/bellyup/?p=12</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been several days since I posted, and what can I say? I&#8217;ve been busy. Thursday afternoon was spent on my hands and knees in the kitchen and dining room. The house we&#8217;re renting has vinyl floors in these rooms (really, it&#8217;s a combination room, but whatever), and those bitches have been filthy since we [...]]]></description>
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